Total Medals Earned: 1,724 (From 297 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/130 points)
Trick all the traps in level 1.
Trick all the traps in level 4.
Trick all the traps in level 3.
Find the secret room and break the engine!
Trick all the traps in level 2.
Trick all the traps in level 5.
Trick all the traps in level 9.
Trick all the traps in level 8. There are 2 traps.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 13/49 (65/500 points)
Destroy 250 blocks
Destroy a curve block
Hit the wall 500 times
Destroy 50 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 50 times
Hit a bumper ball with a curved shot
Combo x 10
Destroy 100 blocks
Hit a bumper ball 10 times
Hit the paddle twice without hitting anything else
Hit the wall 100 times
Hit the wall 1000 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Destroy 5 directional blocks from below
Destroy 400 blocks
Hit the wall 2000 times
Combo x 200
Destroy an invisible block with a curved shot
Destroy a gold block with a curved shot
Combo x 50
Score 150000 points
Combo x 20
Combo x 100
Score 250000 points
Hit the paddle 5 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 650 blocks
Destroy a heart block with a curved shot
Destroy a metal block with a curved shot
Hit the wall 3500 times
Complete half of the game levels
destroy 20 metal blocks
Combo x 300
Hit the paddle 8 times without hitting anything else
Destroy 10 directional blocks from the right
Destroy a vibrating block with a curved shot
Complete all the stages
Destroy a directional block from top with a curved shot
Destroy 10 gold blocks
Score 350000 points
Complete the game without loosing a life
Medals Earned: 7/12 (60/110 points)
Eat your first cookie
Kill 10 enemies
Have over 50 lives
Kill 25 enemies
Defeat the boss
Kill all of the enemies
Complete the game
No deaths from spikes
Dont drop the bomb
Eat all the food in the game
Complete game under 5 min
Keep your lives under 15
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/165 points)
90% or more in perception
87% or more in reactions
85% or above in coordination
85% or above in accuracy test
90% or more in memory
92% or more in speed
90% or more in multitasking
Average of 90% or more across all 7 games
Medals Earned: 6/12 (40/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/455 points)
Last longer than 1 minute in a single run.
Use all 4 powerups in a single run.
Pop 250 bullets in a single run.
Go 30 seconds without popping a single bubble.
Pop 750 bullets in a single run.
Infect 8 bubbles with 1 red bullet.
Bounce 1 green bullet off 15 bubbles.
Last longer than 5 minutes in difficult.
Last longer than 5 minutes in onslaught.
Finish the normal course without dying.
Last longer than 5 minutes in invisible challenge.
Finish the difficult course without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (60/160 points)
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!
Medals Earned: 4/16 (45/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Send your score for the world to see!
Earn a silver medal!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (75/75 points)
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.